Oh, let's see...
-The plumbing doesn't work, as in the toilets clog if you look at them wrong. We have to keep a mop, bucket and shop vac handy because the floor drains in the restrooms don't drain. This happens about once every two weeks, once every couple of days when we are going through our busier stretches.
-The window panes of the front entrance doors flex excessively. They'll literally blow out a pane or two once a year or so.
-The breakroom doesn't have a sink. Anything that requires water requires you to use the restroom sink.
-The store manager unplugged the water fountain coolers as part of an "energy conservation program". Our breakroom water cooler dispenser (which we won in the credit contest a while back) is unplugged and empty. We also aren't allowed to plug in any phone chargers in the breakroom (like 0.5 watts is going to break the bank!). We are told to shut off the computer monitors of all the office computers and kiosks yet the actual computers run 24/7. Little do they know that the monitors go to sleep and that they use just as much energy when "turned off" and that the actual computer unit uses more electricity than the monitors. So we spend time running around the store to turn off 30+ computer monitors every time we close for the night.
-The aIr conditioning is inoperable, the store manager claims it will cost $100,000 that the company doesn't have to fix or replace. The heat still works for right now.
-When the heat runs the drop ceiling tiles shake and vibrate. One of them fell loose and came crashing down in softlines during Q4 last year. That could have been a lawsuit if it hit somebody.
-The dishwasher doghouses are made of cheap particleboard and won't hold the installation screws very well. Quite often a customer will be looking at dishwashers and will pull one open and it starts to slide out. God help the store if a dishwasher falls out onto the customer.
-Moldy insulation in exposed ceiling area in the backroom. There are severe leaks during rainfall, some of the leaks are directly under backstocked product. There's a strong mildewy smell in backroom.
-The technology is on its last legs. The Signwriter printer is constantly breaking, fat chance that it will ever be replaced. The office printer, same thing. None of the SNCs scan or hold a charge longer than an hour, so it's real fun when you have to do an adset or price integrity audit! The registers are slow and we have a computer graveyard. The phones are from 1980 and are well past their useful life and hang up in the middle of a phone call.
-We have maybe two or three dump truck's worth of broken/excess fixturing that we will never use again and another dump truck's worth of assorted junk that we can't be bothered to toss. Makes for a real safety hazard navigating around the areas this stuff is stored in. One of those areas is the signwriter room.
-Vinyl flooring tiles are cracked/chipped away, the adhesive below is exposed. Potential asbestos issue?
-The carpeted areas (all of softlines, mattresses, and the office, plus the entry runners) haven't been vacuumed in over a year. The vacuum cleaner that the cleaning crew uses broke for good and the store manager won't take a cheap vacuum out of the box and ring it up for "store use" on the register for Triple S to use, so the Triple S lady goes around with a broom and dustpan and sweeps the carpet. It's kind of funny if it wasn't so pathetically sad.
-The Triple S lady waters down the soap because the store manager doesn't want to go "out of budget" to buy some. Don't know how she will get around the need for paper towels and toilet paper.
-The contractors that come in to do the waxing are just too incompetent and lazy. They get wax on the carpet, wax on the fixtures. We've had loose debris like RES signs, paper clips, coins and even an SPP pamphlet waxed to the floor. They'll screw up so bad that we have to schedule them to come in again and we'll have to move ALL the floor displays in HA and HI to the warehouse all over again, because they can't be trusted to avoid splattering wax on the displays or scratching/denting them with the polisher. Since we've "used up all the payroll" we have to do this during store hours. Makes it hard to sell something when I can't show the customer the product.
-There's a cloth sheet hanging over the former portrait studio. It looks tacky and some weirdo homeless person regularly sneaks behind it to leave their mark in a well-hidden corner in that area. The shoplifters leave their tags and empty boxes back there.
-There are two security cameras up on the ceiling with cracked lens covers and it has been that way for two years. The contractor that came in to replace the light bulbs broke them somehow (they also left a huge mess in softlines). Not only is it tacky, it's supposed to conceal the actual camera.
-None of the spider alarm wraps work. They are cut loose all the time in tools and never seem to go off. Unless the shoplifters are defeating them, the batteries are long dead and "we don't have money in the budget" to buy new spider wraps.
-Roughly half of our shopping carts have bad casters, cracked baskets or bent frames.
-A good portion of the doors in the building are hard to open, close or won't stay shut because of the sinking foundation.
I do have to say that miraculously, we have had no problems with rodents, but that could always be next.