I love this site. It is soooo good and amusing to see Chevron anecdotes being distilled by all and sundry - this is why I come back despite being an ex Chevroid and feeling better about it in my new skin!
Looking forward to seeing more posts on ABU mayhem. Keep them coming please!
“Soylent green auditorium“ #SolidGold.
When I was laid off from BP years ago we showed up for work one Monday morning and if your building access card worked you still had a job and if not you were send to the soylent green auditorium (guards made sure there as no tailgating through). Painful, but slow motion ROMs might be worse.
And like in the old game show, Monty Hall will have Johnny tell the departing contestants what consolation prize they will be getting for being part of Let’s Make A Deal. So much for your 20+year career. It’s curtains.
I heard they actually considered rolling the names across the screen at the Townhall and asking the redundos to stand for a round of applause. Take your car keys or bus pass to the TH in case you don’t make it back to QV1!
The townhall meetings are just the official announcement. The names of the laid off folks have already been decided.
Townhalls next well lets hope there is more information forthcoming for redundos in the ABU!
Vag--a chain alignment = redundancies with a focus on increasing the female to male ratio
2 birds 1 stone
2 X for chromosomes
So now the elitist racist bigots on this site are equating hard work with your weight? I have met many overweight people in my lifetime who will work circles around many of you big-mouthed tiny little millennial progressive free-loading entitled lazy self-important idiots, just to let you know. But you already knew that, most likely, unless you truly are the mental midgets that you appear to be on this site - lol!
Oil is well below $70 again. ABU will keep the obese bullies and rid itself of the hard workers. It’s the Chevron Way.
Pass the popcorn over here, waiting with anticipation!
Some early knife sharpening on site - all will be revealed this month
Anyone yet experienced a knife in there back yet for the ABU Hunger Games?!
VCA is supposed to be finalised in July. I guess the rendundos start around then?
After seeing who survives and all the backstabbing through the last roinds in the ABU in 2014/15/16 - will gladly take the payment and move on this time.
VCA = Redundancies. Watch the social climbers and useless performers work their magic and manage to stay on. Heads down thumbs up to avoid the swinging axe!
@1hnq, Yes I agree with that, you should. And while you're at it you might want to go back and repeat elementary school level English and math. There are plenty of courses that you can take online, 1hnq. It would do you a lot of good to be able to communicate intelligently.
The best thing you can do is to use your free time to get an education and see if can cultivate a personality that’s a little more interesting than a bin bag.
jml, speak for yourself only. I have plenty of money to burn and friends as well as an active social life full of exciting activities. I choose to do whatever I want with my ample free time. How about you?
More popcorn required over here please!
If you had a decent job you would have a better retirement with cash to burn. Instead you are stuck to your keyboard with no money to burn, no friends, no life, and with nothing to do but come here and....well, do nothing.
Praise Chevron and pass the popcorn!