Thread regarding Southwestern Energy Co. layoffs

The Fitness Program

Hey, I’m drinking lots of water and keeping track of my daily steps. I even workout. Please don’t lay me off. I need to make my car payment.

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Good going! Unfortunately any “losses” from the fitness program will be counter gained from all the non healthy options in the Market, such as the “SWN 10,000 calorie salad” (Factoid: the Salad name pays homage to the SWN stock plunge of 2016, when your once 100,000 stock value retreated to 10.000). Next month’s feature is the layoff burger. A no frills burger with no extras included.

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