Thread regarding Qualcomm Inc. layoffs

Algorithm to fire non performers

  • Uninstall excel and outlook

  • Watch people go about their work

  • Fire status collectors filling excel sheets and sending “What’s the status emails”

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Post ID: @OP+Sl4B0qO

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OP, you have a crappy idea. You are on the top one in the list. Back up your stuff.

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Post ID: @zuc+Sl4B0qO

Why? Are you a status reporter? Do you go to BCG and howl “Oh but I have people skills, the engineers don’t know how to talk to customers” a la Office Space?

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Post ID: @cdw+Sl4B0qO

Exactly. Keep only engineers! Let‘s see how that is going to work out.

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