Thread regarding Southwestern Energy Co. layoffs

Someone is genuinely worried and you sadistically kick them while they're down?

Hey SQslS0P-2xwz. You are an inbred from either AR, PA and WV so go kiss your wife (sister) and your job good-bye. You are the reason we have no Value Plus! I will have a job after May 10th unlike you.

You dipshits in Houston think you all are so funny. Some of us are worried about losing our jobs and you all just keep on joking

@SQslS0P-2bpn, hmm, this sounds like T Ginger Right

It is soon as this is the last day of personal health assessments. Everyone has been weighed, so we are gonna do this big toona style. We will rank you by taking how much V+ you have added and divide it by your weight, so if you are worthless or fat you are in trouble. People who are both are in real trouble, I am looking at you big toona and also the distinguished SPE speaker on campus.

Great comedy everyone. The real comedians are on 5 and their next performance is 5/10 with a cast (away) of 520!

Good one SQslS0P-1jzd. So you are saying they are hiring where you are working at?

SQslS0P-1ubu, someone with your qualifications would have no trouble finding a top-flight job in either the food service or housekeeping industries. Brush up that resume, they are ready!

Me thinks SQslS0P-1xjmx is the designated HR troll or just a complete idiot. Me, just keeping my resume current and waiting (not much else to do here) for the severance package.

You will have to excuse SQslS0P-gdo, as he is the village idiot. Any information you may have overheard is hearsay and we do know the lower ranks of HR "types" have not been informed of what is going to happen. So here is a thought, quit commenting on this site and get back to work. Be a productive member of the company. And if stuff happens, it will happen. Good luck everyone.

Yeah, that sushi special has always been a rip off!

SWN fool, like you would know what the consultants would or would not recommend. You are proably someone who has buried their head in the sand these last few years. Even SWN will give you the SWN fool a parting gift on May 10th

Has to be BS. No way the "consultant report" is going to establish the severance.

Gee do you really want to know? I had the sushi special (one piece for $25). $10 to cover cost of sushi and $15 to go to Bill Way stock award fund. All kidding aside. Not kidding about what happened

What did you have for lunch today? The smoked pork jowel with pickles or hot dog?

Folks, you will have to excuse SQslS0P-sqr as they are truly the town fool. I overheard some HR types in The Market today say this thread is not that far off. I did not want to appear like I heard so I grabbed my food and left to pay.

Distribute iPhone X’s on May 9th, laid off on May 10th.. turn in used iPhone X with severance agreement within 3 weeks.

FYI, the consultants report has not been released and all this information is BS.

The leaked date is May 10th.

Data comes from Consultants and date is May 10, 2018.

So....Where do these stats come from? And is there a date?

I hope everyone's resumes are up to date, get ready...the ship SWN has officially sunken!!!

I don’t think 280 in AR is even possible unless that’s including those that are gone in the asset sale.

Whoever seen that report from the Coopers outfit, what does it say about lap dogs?? Are they gonna get put down? Woof woof!

Sounds reasonable, but do those numbers add up to the right amount of people per division? What about engineers? Managers?

Seems about right. Thought HSE would be a bit higher, since it’s just something they write in the annual report as something they do. Forgot to mention 0% ELT.

Not sure if true, but as to who would post here... Way has posted here previously. Not in several months though, but sure he lurks on here.

Well interesting if true .... frankly directionally what I would think ... however I seriously question anyone with access would post here