The jokes on you, we really don't have any auto parts to sell, only snacks like Snickers and Reese Cups. We enjoy making up b---s--- spreadsheets because that's what we were hired to do!
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It sounds like something else is being spread around here too.
U forgot 2 mention we now selling hats, getting ready to change the greeting to " thanks for calling advance auto parts, battery and casual apparel"
Wait, wait just a minute now. If it's not written on a spreadsheet, it's not the gospel.