Are there any openings for VP’s? I need a raise!
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Matthew 15:13-14
Are you a random jack a$$ manager from another belly up clec with a Micky mouse MBA? Then do we have an opportunity for you as vice president of s_(king a-- at Windstream communications. We have a whole team of SucA$$ VPs and would love to have you aboard our sinking ship! We really love the former XO management that XO could live without but Verizon told them to get f_(ked during the take over... Their loss is our gain... Experience! Heck we will even lay off entire teams to get you the bloated out of control salary you deserve champ, but you better play ball, and as in play ball... I think you know what I mean...
I love how new ones always show up trying to make waves and then 5 months later they end up getting riffed.
Well said still laughing.
At Windstream communications we are always hiring VP's. If there is a problem we throw another VP at it. They create spreadsheets all day and sell snake oil to the other VP and higher ups them the original task is then delegated to another VP that we hire. That's how everything gets done here, by nothing getting anything done. We really love to hire the most worthless turds from other failed telecom companies that means experience!