Thread regarding Seagate Technology Inc. layoffs

What do Seagate, the Titanic, and Jenga all have in common?

Is it instability? Bitterness? Poor management? Can't be poor management. Jenga has excellent management.

Spinny drive = stay alive = workforce don't thrive = dat ain't no jive. Or, in poem form:

Spinny drive

stay alive

Workforce don't thrive

Dat ain't no jive.

Convert it to Haiku.

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Spinny drive

stay alive

Workforce don't thrive

Dat ain't no jive.

My work cube's a dive

Just a worker bee in a hive

Lunch is up, got a knive?

Chicken soup and floating chive.

I ran out of rhymes except of course Burl Ives. Bumbles bounce.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U0nIsYsIis

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Post ID: @jyxh+S02Ji5o

I'm funny. The other trump voter guy over there is not funny. Trump is a genus.

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Post ID: @jstt+S02Ji5o

Aww poor baby is mad because nobody thinks he’s funny.

Sad.

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Post ID: @9beh+S02Ji5o

LOL.

Just a 'little' defensive, eh?

Teehee You'll get over it. I reckon you've been called a duffus all your life, so it should be old by now.

Holy sh--take!!$$! Spinnie stock is going up and up. I made almost $10,000 today in one Spinnie stock trade and will be getting another $1000 when the Spinnie divie comes out later this month. My Spinnie profit sharing check this month was almost $10,000 as well. But enough about me. How are you doing, man?

No, really, I mean it. How are you doing? You sound kind of goo... god...gog...gaaay.

Whatever.

I'd like to stay and build on this phenomenal relationship we've embarked on, but your communication skills are seriously lacking and it appears you might need professional help.

LOL.

Go Spinnie!

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Post ID: @6kmw+S02Ji5o

The tard is strong in you.

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