Look at the bright side, colleagues. The money saved through today’s human tragedy will fund our world class insurance benefits and annual 0% raises. Heck, you might even get a cookie for all the extra work you’ll do cleaning up this mess. (tip: bring your own elbow grease - it’s not currently in the budget) Oh, and load up on our penny stock today - if you get laid off you can trade each share for a King Size Snickers bar. You’re not yourself when you’re hungry.
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I think someone spiked your Kool-Aid with some vodka :-)
And Hey, at least your taxes are free!
LMAO @ snickers bar line