Thread regarding Noble Energy Inc. layoffs

Random drug testing

Why the "random" drug tests starting this year? It's just going to alienate all the employees who don't drink on the job or take illegal drugs, and chances are slim to none that problem employees will be selected at random. Why can't they just deal with the real rproblems without involving everybody else?

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Post ID: @OP+R4goCdL

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Maybe it’s a new benefit, if you test positive, they can help you and keep it private, or sell you weed at a discount . But I’m leaning towards another bull$hit policy form hr, to keep us white minority’s down.

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Post ID: @qblk+R4goCdL

True, if I still there I’d need to be high to keep working at this dump.

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Post ID: @qitm+R4goCdL

I’m not gonna stop smoking weed. The make this thing called a Whizzinator that allows you to piss cleanly into a cup with a plastic wiener. Buy yours today so you can continue doing drugs, which is let’s face it the only thing that could keep a sane person working at this disaster of a company.

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Post ID: @miuj+R4goCdL

Because there are no real HR people at Noble. Only talebearers and spies

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Post ID: @7jpj+R4goCdL

Colorado folks better detox from all the weed

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Post ID: @6qgb+R4goCdL

Noble has been "alienating" their employees for about three years now. Why stop now?

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Post ID: @4mie+R4goCdL

Question. What type of initial drug screening does Noble Energy do? Why type of “random” drug testing is performed on employees?

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Post ID: @3nvj+R4goCdL

Need to test the C suite tokers. With all the junk emanating from their desks they’ve gotta be smoke’n something.

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Post ID: @mwf+R4goCdL

Do you really think Noble management really cares about "alienating" its employees? They could could care less about you. Get real. This is just another avenue for them to get rid of people without laying them off. No bad publicity... no severance package.

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Post ID: @xuf+R4goCdL

I werk at nobel. Iz dumb a dirt becuz I still werk at nobel. maryhuana is legul and I knoe it.

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Post ID: @pmv+R4goCdL

Why do you take random drugs? Pick a drug you like and stick with it. Random drugs will kill you.

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