"DXC is the world’s leading independent Toilet bowl. Investing in high technology waste removal, ensuring agile, constipational, product releases and people end-to-end services. This helps our clients save costs through early defecation removal and air freshening post deployment analysis.
Each DXC bowl carries our renowned ‘Mikey stamp’ as do our new d---s ‘n’ C---s (DXC) Urinals also uniquely stamped with that famous ‘x’ Mikey Chin symbol.
At DXC, we feed all our clients a variety of crap promises mixed with our unique brand of bleach-blue-flush to provide a unique end-to-end solution.
As a DXC client, rest assured that your project or service will be quickly despatched down our toilets in the most effective, effluent manner with focused and flushed efficiency.
We pride ourselves on maintaining a strong p--partnering network with saleable closet capacity and cloud-like toilet paper which we intend to roll out, across the organisation, during 2018; thus, offering our us customers high-quality a-- covering services.
We treat our internal toilet staff with the utmost respect and dignity, offering first, second and third prize ‘toilet brush awards’ in our highly closeted quarterly waste awards. These seats are reserved to those excellent a---lickers who have graciously worked three times as hard for half as much, whilst continuing to cover our clients assess in the face of all the sh-- going down right now."