Reading the negative posts, what becomes obvious rather quickly, is that there is only 1 MAYBE 2 trolls here. The complaints are the same, the foul language is the same, etc. So, bravo! You are very entertaining and humorous and seem to have gathered quite a following.
Here is the thing, Mattel is a children's company. Can't you see why it may not have been the best fit for you, considering your many talents. Seriously! What about a gig as a comedian in adult comedy? In the mean time, yes we will have a laugh with you and enjoy your imagination a bit. But really, don't you think your proper audience lies somewhere else?
If there need be any further proof, consider this: Mattel is 40,000 strong. 1 or 2 voices (on the outside) do not speak for the silent majority (on the inside). AND let us all consider what is inside our hearts as we ponder this, please.