Thread regarding Schlumberger Ltd. layoffs

Praise OPEC

Hallelujah praise OPEC and higher oil prices for Christmas this year. It would be the best Christmas ever and it looks like it may just happen!

Sweet Jesus is maybe just answering our prayers boys! Maybe I can finally afford to buy my family some Christmas presents and daddy will get some work!!

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Post ID: @OP+PESVqvB

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I know a slb fired (not layoff) owns 4 rigs now, he earns more than what he was.

Land rigs with production less than 4 boe are abandoned and relatively cheap to buy.

Just saying

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Post ID: @1asg+PESVqvB

In your dreams. Terds like you are unemployed an own nothin

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Post ID: @1woy+PESVqvB

Are u talking to me bruther? Are u talking to me bruther? Yeah me bruther......a real oil man from Santa Fe who owns his own rig

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Post ID: @1vnl+PESVqvB

1mgz - you won't hear a lot of praise because these comments are online you freaking idiot. You don't hear anything online here. Secondly, you must be a numb nut not to see that the tone here is tongue-in-cheek. Waste of time explaining anything else to you.

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Post ID: @1sxw+PESVqvB

Oil is pulling back for the next upstage of the bull rally. Buy it now while you can and get those new jobs to pay for the profits. We gonna see many more oil millionaires coming through and congratulations to all of those who started their own company ninth middle of the downturn. You guys are going to see a huge payback for your faith in the industry and you truly deserve it. One day Schlumberger will pay a lot of money for your company!

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Post ID: @1xsb+PESVqvB

I think people were having fun and making joke!

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Post ID: @1twy+PESVqvB

I don't hear a lot of praise now you bunch of jerk offs.

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Post ID: @1mgz+PESVqvB

Seems to me you guys are living in a dream rather than living the dream. If your hopes rely upon two despots a King stuck in the past and a Leader who as a great deal in common with a dictator then may I remind you that the USA is a big player in this game and they are not talking to anyone. Just another false hope after years of false hopes.

U.S. Oil Production is at Record Highs

But the primary caveat in all of this talk about an emerging balance remains U.S. production.

It’s once again increasing and now has a more immediate impact on global pricing levels than has been the case previously.

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Post ID: @1gmc+PESVqvB

Muchas gracias to Comandante Chavez for destroying Venezuela oil company and help push prices up. Please pay your debts to Schlumberger you fraudster and Paal please no more big projects in Latin America with bankrupt clients. Thank you all

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Post ID: @1vse+PESVqvB

A big thank you to Billy Bob Walton the Texan who invented fracking and thus opened the world to new oil supplies and many many new jobs. Don’t worry if your water supply is now polluted with fracking chemicals because you can now pay to have it cleaned up and send your kids to hospital. Thank you Billy Bob

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Post ID: @1rvi+PESVqvB

Thank you Don for making war so we oil worker get salary.

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Post ID: @nls+PESVqvB

Thank you Elon Musk!

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Post ID: @tdh+PESVqvB

Thank you Khalid A. Al-Falih the very great and prestigious Saudi Oil Minister. We are eternally grateful for your benevolence with oil prices.

We want you as President of America

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Post ID: @pgr+PESVqvB

Thank you brother Putin, and big fat Arab guy(forgot his name)

This was just a meeting away.

Tumpt should learn from brother Putin.

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Post ID: @iic+PESVqvB

Praise Opec, the good lord himself, sweet baby Jesus and the Russians who have faith in the greater good of high oil prices for the good honest hardworking people of this world. Thou art the greatest provider for the oil workers and believers in high oil prices of the world. Lower for longer is over and we will all receive deliverance from Opec. Thank you Putin.

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Post ID: @dly+PESVqvB

Been a long long time since I been offered day rates like ah am gittin offered today - bring it on - drill baby drill

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Post ID: @sid+PESVqvB

How funny. Thanks for the humor!

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Post ID: @hbt+PESVqvB

Oil is dropping and stocks are up....deluded minion.

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Post ID: @bmp+PESVqvB

Hallelujarrrrrr brothers. Get ready to rock and roll for good times again. Plenty work plenty money coming back.

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