Why all sad feces and negativity? cheer up with this song
This is loosely based on song from movie Borat.
ConocoPhillips greatest company in the world all other companies are run by little girls.
ConocoPhillips number ten exporter of bitumen! Other companies have inferior bitumen.
ConocoPhillips home of the Bartlesville swimming pool it's length thirty meter and width six metre.
Filtration systems a marvel to behold, it removes 60 percent of solid human waste. ConocoPhillips ConocoPhillips, you very nice place, from plains of Pecos to the night king of Deadhorse.
ConocoPhillips, friend of all except Shareholders, they very nosey people with bone in their brain. ConocoPhillips engineers cleanest in the region, except of course for BP.