Although we've been holding meetings in Houston this week determining your future, we felt it utterly unnecessary to communicate with you. You are, after all, only tiny cogs in a very large wheel that you couldn't possibly comprehend, even if we were to provide training to specifically explain the nature of "The Wheel" to you. So, we'll forgo those unnecessary formalities and speak directly to you as the vermin that you are...
Sorry, but we've determined that you're irrelevant (based mostly upon our self-anointed uber-relevance, which we're simply giddy about!!) Daddy sends hugs!
;-)
Please start removing your personal belongings from the premises immediately, as we don't really want to have to interact with you on a personal basis whence we'll be forced to inform you that your personal existence doesn't matter to us. although the actual occurrence will take a much less PC form, you'll know it when it happens. X-)
So, anyhoo...thanks for your consideration re: the aforementioned unpleasantries. We'd love to hug each & every one of you on your way out the door, but...aint nobody got time for that.
Am I right?!
We know you'll like to keep it classy just like we do, so, please...just go away and resume your irrelevant existence in places/situations we can't/won't be able to imagine. We've flights to catch...
hugs RL & co