This fragrance captures the emotions of working in an oil industry office during devastatingly low oil prices into a bottle. It features hints of forehead sweat, adrenalin, cortisol, xanax, merlot, oatmeal stout, car exhaust, reflecting pond water, and steaming piles of management BS. The perfect scent to wear to your mid-year review!
Have you been laid off and can't afford the $79 price tag? Fear not, for a limited time The Downturn is available half-price upon uploading your termination letter. As always, only $10 a bottle (plus shipping and handling) for customers residing in OPEC countries.
Coming soon from Xyrena!