I got an email saying we are having rootbeer floats today I spontaneously forgot we are up for sale and that COP has caused me nothing but torturous hell for the last several years through constant layoffs and now the undercover ghost sale that noone will talk about, mmmm rootbeer floats! I think your trick worked good job leadership
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That's not whole 30 approved....fyi
Glad it's Friday tomorrow! Got word they will cater chipotle!
ah ha, they are trying to kill you off with diabetes and heart disease so they don't have to pay you a severance package!
effsakes, where's Canada's rootbeer floats?
It was great! Tomorrow is breakfast burrito Thursday !
It was fun
Hope you are able to enjoy a moment of amnesia and delusion during this event. Agree, it'd be a lot easier just being let go, vs neverending layoffs and talk of layoffs.