This is loosely based on song from movie Borat.
ConocoPhillips greatest company in the world all other companies are run by little girls.
ConocoPhillips number one exporter of bitumen! Other companies have inferior bitumen.
ConocoPhillips home of the Bartlesville swimming pool it's length thirty meter and width six metre.
Filtration systems a marvel to behold it removes 60 percent of solid waste. ConocoPhillips ConocoPhillips, you very nice place, from plains of Pecos to northern fence of Deadhorse.
ConocoPhillips, friend of all except P66, they very nosey people with bone in there brain. ConocoPhillips engineers cleanest in the region, except of course for BP.