Can you help me last until this ridiculous sale is complete so I can have my severance? I would love to sit here and say the politically right thing like "I have kids to feed" but in all honesty I feel like the very very least you owe me is 3 weeks per year I spent that much alone on hair dye from all the relentless stress of layoff after layoff news of sale and the pit of vipers you created with all your Hunger Games antics... give me my money so I can be rid of you!!!
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Thumbs up was via emoticons on my phone keyboard. Perhaps not available on PC?
I am sick of waiting any more and I swear I have a heart attack in the wings
how did you insert the thumbs up symbol?
They owe me so much its not even funny
Jésus and god have nothing to do with you keeping or losing your job. Chances are, the challenges you were facing forced you to take a sink/swim or fight/flight mentality. Why then, using your example, did the higher spirits not help others in need? They opted for natural selection? Or those in need didn't pray enough.
At least your realistic,probably already have a job lined up and no doubt the lowest paid person there because people that make the big money don't use common sense.
Got laid off at 61 from another oil company that i worked my butt off for many years. Couldnt find a job despite working a job hunt inthe library 3 hours min a day. Close family members dying of cancer , my wife and i both found the bottle.
I got knocked to my knees and that is when i found Jesus.
I have a very good job now, but more impotant, i know that God is the most important thing in my life, not my job and i have put my focus there.
Keeping my email open hopefully they send out the eoi choice soon I want to be 1st to press button
hi jesus wassssup dude
long time no see
yo bro you keep forgetting to do your chores in heaven here
do you really think i can manage everything by myself up here bro?
Sincerely,
God
Rumored EOI is coming back around be strong!
I too often think of Jesus in a tux lol but even more so I think of never working for this sad company
I like to think of Jesus wearing a tuxedo t-shirt. Like he wants us to know he can be formal, but he still likes to party.
I feel you ConocoPhillips is the worst relationship I have ever been in
Heck yeah sign me up!
Looks like you might get your wish!
Rumor has it EOI is now an option! Hang in there you might have your way out.
And Tums for the aches in your gut, Tylenol for the headaches, etc. "Like." 👍