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The dance will include a contest. All contestants will have a number affixed to their person in order to facilitate judging. One person shall wear a 5, and their partner shall prance, gambol, and flitter about whilst sadorned with the numeral 4 in a floral font. All others shall be marked with a 3. Dancers will be ranked by EDs and VPs. All rankings will be final. For the best couple, (who will also be the one given the 5 and 4 to wear), the partner wearing the 5 will get a ranking of 5, the other shall be endowed with a rank of 4. Everyone else gets a ranking of 3, as they so richly deserve.
First prize is a new Cadillac and a Hawaii trip. Second prize is a set of Steak Knives. Third prize is You're Fired.
Dinner will consist of a Trump Steak with Trump Vodka for the awardee of the 5. The recipient of the 4 shall be given a Fish Fillet Sandwich, courtesy of McDonald's, Orchard Road. The 3s shall get a pink certificate (certifying that they have earned 3s and are official members of the Mediocrity Club), signed by Maestro Salieri himself (with his own rubber stamp). They shall also be given the opportunity to watch the 5 and 4 eat their dinners and bask in the glow of their betters.
Not too shabby!!!
I'm worried about my badge working in a month and you're celebrating a freaking dance in December?
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After a layoff exercise, will come a celebration? The bigger the celebration the bigger the layoff? Hmm. You still want a DnD?
Company still hiring, many bosses change new cars ... Who said we in bad shape?
u guys forgotten the fruits party just after the chopped from the drive Operation teams??? almost 50% gone..
New coffee machines, now the D&D. How many people have to go to finance these lovely things? We'll find out in a month or two.