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Inside of INTEL FLM's head!

Did you ever thought how average (dead wood) INTEL FLM manager thinks? You did not?! Really! Let me explain, since I carefully observe their behavior for years.

As they are carefully picked-up as real acquaintances and truly believers to INTEL as via social behavior (what a crap/false criteria), they are brought to numerous courses, where they are prepared how to manage ICs by Hocus Pocus, smoking mirrors, and sticks and ropes. TRUE HARD work is NOT their primary objective, their primary objective is how to average team output to better, and how to keep ICs (especially excellent one, who exceeds in all aspects) in bay/in cellar, not allowing them to wave, to be stars, to extrovert their excellence, since this might impact the team output, and depress bad performing ICs.

As such, they create a special strategy to each individual, mostly by the rule: the under performing ICs they encourage to take courses, to get more jobs, and to team with the best ICs in the team. They guide the average performing to take more charge. The best over performing ICs they try to put down, team with the under performing ICs, and they try to suppress any subjective success and personal feelings these ICs might have. In some/most cases they'll go with opposite strategies, and they try to suppress, limit, and NOT let these individuals think they are doing VERY well (even on focals they'll give sometimes SSL4s), since in opposite case these exceeding ICs will ask for MUCH more monies, they'll ask to be transferred to better groups... And they'll ask to claim grade after grade each focal!

Bad FLM and SLM INSIST on the "Team Work", and this does mean what I said: to average output of the team managed. To keep all problems in bay by one easy trick. "Solidarity"!

Despite that focal itself is built as such, to confront ICs in the team, to favor some individuals... Wrong ones (ones who leak FLM's boots)!


FLM talks at 1:1 with each IC different stories (for the very same context), tailored to the (imaginary) character of the individual. Thus, HR teach FLMs to be mostly psychologists, and at the end of this process FLMs think they are super humans (FLMs' morons do what HRs' [desperate housewives] idiots taught them).

It is done/crafted by HR so well (about psychology lessons), that every average INTEL FLM needs special institution at the end of the day, and team of psychiatrists to observe and handle/correct such a FLM's behavior.

INTEL culture, who is a culprit? YOU, ICs, always YOU (management is released of any liability)!

Time Will Tell

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Post ID: @OP+KdCmOSK

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Boring cool story bro

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Post ID: @2qrv+KdCmOSK

What crock of s?!t. This is one of the most ridiculous posts I have seen here.

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Post ID: @2asr+KdCmOSK

As an FLM, I can only say that I have never read that much garbage in such a short time.


BK also says that he never read so much garbage in such a short time about harsh criticism of his perfect leadership... ;-)

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Post ID: @1bwr+KdCmOSK

I wonder if OP is from India, because that sounds like the output of exactly the kind of drama/backstabbing that goes on in Bangalore on a daily basis between the incompetent managers and their team members. Would also explain the somewhat "non-standard" usage of the english language.

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Post ID: @1ocu+KdCmOSK

As an FLM, I can only say that I have never read that much garbage in such a short time.

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Post ID: @1udt+KdCmOSK

Can fully confirm all your observations. It took me years to grasp this pervert system and to understand that my performance is counter-productive. It was incredible to see that I got promoted only after I slacked one full year, doing only PP and emails. Trying to add value and contribute was punished - my flm openly told me that he abd the slm are the only ones to measure my performance. No references, no peer recognition, no customer counts. He said my only job is to make him look good. This is a more dystophic place than North Korea.

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Post ID: @1mjr+KdCmOSK

@1ahm and others... Do NOT ever make acquaintances/friends with your bosses. They are trying constantly to learn about your weaknesses, and exploit them in their (personal. then business) favor! OK?

Rather observe FLMs and SLMs very carefully, and try to do contra/opposite game: try to catch their weaknesses, and keep these weaknesses in your sleeve as extras. NEVER expose them until they start pressing you, thinking they have (some) advantage and going to exploit your abilities for FREE! ;-)

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Post ID: @1qsc+KdCmOSK

Thanks for the post, OP! I've observed same characteristics of these rank, undeserving individuals who only got to FLM level by s---ing up to the SLM. The SLM in turn s---ed up to the DM, and do on. These engineers who become managers are far from ideal. They actually have very little people experience (if any) going into the position. Most don't know how to play the unscrupulous games once they are there which leads to the wrong employees getting cut. It all s---s, and this system will never change. ACT will take care of more in April.

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Post ID: @1ahm+KdCmOSK

Cool long story bro

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Post ID: @gkm+KdCmOSK

cool story bro

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Post ID: @umj+KdCmOSK

Yawn!

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