Would you please share your ideas for gifts?
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I've got a big hairy turd for DC to s--- on
How about throwing chewed gum on the floor in the hallways close to DC's office? Give him the gift of "gumshoe".
Give them the same RIF package they give the average worker. Not at their salary rate, at the average worker's rate. Don't dish it out if you can't take the same. Give them anything that will stop punishing workers for their own stupid business decisions.
Disembowelment for sure. They are begging for it.
Heath Patrick and Mike Madsen Weekend of Bliss
Complimentary 'hands-free' proctological exam at an Alabama prison.
Big piles of Sh1t, would go with their brains
Why give them gifts? They are guilty as well for all these havocs? I say give them vaseline or a sturdy rope with a slip knot. Guilty by association, "qual by similarity" !
Resignations a plenty, to use our new sick days often or just apply for vacations often before they lay us off
Anyone?