Nothing is better than that. You tool.
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The lights went out on the nightshift but Jimmy went out and found some spares. Bit bright but better than nothing
Ah think maist o' th' problems outsiders hae wi' learning oor ways ur due tae th' leid barrier
Aye, bit you hiv tae accept oor ways. We dinnae wint ony bodie. Only eens that accept oor ways.
Lots of jealous people on this site. We can't help being the jewel in the crown. Stop knocking us. Don't be jealous, be positive and apply for one of the many open positions we have. It's a long shot I know but there is opportunity out there for you to become one of us.
Yep, and you'll get the fat end of it any more of that lip pal!
Oh the pool cue. What a hero f---ing knob
Ye ainlie won fur mah pool stick ainlie hud yin end
Picture the scene: The other f---in' week there, down the f---in' Volley with Jimmy, playing pool. I'm playing like Paul-F---in'-Newman by the way. Givin' the boy here the tannin' of a lifetime. So it comes to the, down to the last shot, the deciding ball of the whole tournament. I'm on the black and he's sittin' in the corner looking all f---in' biscuit-arsed. When this hard cunt comes in. Obviously f---in' fancies himself, like. Starts staring at me. Lookin' at me, right f---in' at me, as if to say, "Come ahead, square go." You ken me, I'm not the type of cunt that goes looking for f---in' bother, like, but at the end of the day I'm the cunt with a pool cue and he can get the fat end in his puss any time he f---ing wanted like. So I squares up, casual like. What does the hard cunt do? Or the so-called hard cunt? Sh--es it. Puts down his drink, turns, and gets the f--- out of there. And after that, well, the game was mine.
The I only thing the night shift clears is the sleep dust from their eyes in the morning
Mony in th' nicht shift mind th' clearances sae whit we see happening th'day does nae faze us at a'
Jimmy says his spongebob transfers ur his favorite
Heard Jimmie is being transferred to Alaska. That winter night shift is going to be brutal.
Nice words come from you skank
Transfers only transfer I can see is bubbles oot on his scooter yes u mr dingle fat f---ing mink
Lots of transfers where? Me thinks you speak with forked tongue.
Get ready to thin out finishing department to hand pullers to go
He's going away in the dingle camper van with bubbles
Bad news lads. Coco is getting transferred back to circus.
Socks off you having a laugh
Today is the birthday of Mary Queen of Scots. Jimmy had a soft spot for her. Tonight the night shift will blow out the candles to honour her greatness.
Dinna slag aff oor supervisors in the Lang bay they work there socks aff
Aye some fowk dinnae ken whit side thair breid is buttered
Let us all tip our caps to our managers and supervisors - a big thank you for putting food on our tables.
All that senior managers have learned from the focus group meetings is what a shower of whining backstabbing moaners there are on the shop floor. The atmosphere has been allowed to rot for so many years I doubt anything can be done to improve it .
"skivers".....you communist retard.....assistant supervisors wouldn't be needed if you had more than one brain cell....
Get back to work!
Assistant supervisor my arse. Big skivers
For "wonder about with bits of paper trying to look important." substitute with "keep the Lazy Boyz in check and focussed".
Now get back to work!
Oh, and check the dictionary for "wonder" & "wander" !
After the focus group meetings
There has to be changes
get the assistant supervisors back on cutting metal as I see it they just wonder about with bits of paper trying to look important.
Rubbish
Aye, wee yer ald pals a back the queue a the jabsentar min.
High heid yin tellt me we wull be joining oor mukkers at stoneywood neist munth