Yeah, 'cos they have the Crisis in front and the Creditors behind...
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‘’The Worst Is Behind Us’’
It must be a good one as it has been trotted out continuously for the last two years.
Do you mean the SETC TED Talk by Susie Rosebush showing petro-experts how to tie their shoes?
SETC system
Captain Paul on the weather: "in spite of the continuing headwinds we now appear to have reached the bottom of the cycle"
Please go about your work and stop worrying, the layoffs are over! 🤔
As a former cameron hand to mouth this union looks like a good fit. Righty tighty, lefty loosely,you would not believe how many new hires i told this. What a joke. Just like the survey!!!
As a former cameron hand to mouth this union looks like a good fit. Righty tighty, lefty loosely,you would not believe how many new hires i told this. What a joke. Just like the survey!!!
SLB execs screw people, not lightbulbs.
Gotta say I love the one about the universe revolving!
$3.2 Billion Dollar drilling project in Venezuela
It only takes one SLB executive to change a lightbulb. He holds the bulb in the socket and the universe revolves around him.
Managers call an emergency meeting (off-site, wink-wink) to discuss why the light bulb failed, whose responsibility it was to choose the light bulb, and why there is no one to change the light bulb out for a new one.
Florence Kentucky management. Now there is a joke for ya!
Manager can light a bulb by inserting it in themselves. Slb manager and team leads are the biggest cause of a self loathing workforce.
Don't be ridiculous, a single slb manager can change a lightbulb...it just needs to be 'approved' by 5 executives first
https://youtu.be/zSi-yCV-gQ4
one to observe it needs changed, one to intervene by entering a quest to change it, one to enter a SQ because maintenance hasn't changed it yet, and a couple more to discuss how they need to cut costs on the manufacturing floor so that they can have better lightbulbs on executive row.
That is if they know what a screw is
how many executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ha! all three of those are hilarious!
Let's see...
ITT Transformation
Engage to Excel survey
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