I left a little late today and Crestone Needle service room's sliding door was shut. So I peeked in and there was a basket of canned soda and top quality bags of pretzels. This could be the best layoff ever! Head of HR might be up for a promotion after tomorrow...
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OP here, they actually have a meeting there not layoff stuff so sorry for wrong info! Layoffs are happening though, two people I know are out sonfar but the day is young...
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY
Many , many years ago I had a friend who was a field service eng for fab equipment company. Their area manager came in to lay off an employee. After getting his notice, the employee went by himself to get his stuff in a back room. They heard a bunch of banging around, the employee comes out with a can of soda he had been banging on counter. You know what happens when you shake a can off soda....he opened it up and sprayed soda on manager. :0
Coffee is for closers. Pop and pretzels too.
Third prize is your fired.
Didn't you know sociopaths get more thirsty than normals. Not sure what the pretzels are for that's just cruel.
LOL, man I have been jonesing for pretzels for days. Hope that isn't just the HR staff pit stop room between beheadings.