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Now my wife is offering me a VSP

Her income is a lot higher than mine. Should I accept her VSP? I am afraid if I don't accept, it will turn into an ISP/divorce later.

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Post ID: @OP+HqDdyr1

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Every one will eventually get the ISP from the allmighty... no-one is spared

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Post ID: @1sgt+HqDdyr1

OP. Is your soon to be ex hot? If so, post pictures or it didn't happen.

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Post ID: @jgg+HqDdyr1

That reminds me of a joke. A 40 something husband cheating on wife approaches her and says honey, I am going to see my 20 something mistress so don't wait up...

The 40 something year old wife, who is also cheating on the husband says , honey I am going to see my 20 something boy toy. And just remember like in math, 20 goes into 40 more times than 40 goes into 20. Don't wait up.

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Post ID: @xlq+HqDdyr1

If you don't care about dignity just wait for ISP and then continuously appeal.

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Post ID: @vzv+HqDdyr1

Sounds like either case you will be replaced with a younger, a less experienced, and a less expensive one, but with more energy. Or you may be replaced with 2-3 lower grade levels. And if you are an older guy, good luck with getting someone else to hire you. Sorry man (or woman).

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Post ID: @mqe+HqDdyr1

At least you a vsp instead if 1/2 stuff gone

Yes very funny

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Post ID: @zqr+HqDdyr1

Get an H1B to take care of her.

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Post ID: @vlq+HqDdyr1

You are funny man - made my otherwise drab day a bit better :)

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Post ID: @fhy+HqDdyr1

Merciless standard deviation ... Please keep in mind that ISP makes you eligible for unemployment benefits. On the other hand VSP gives you a chance to be rehired but you'll be asked to return some money, so .... ISP, for sure !

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Post ID: @qlu+HqDdyr1

LOL, bet it wasn't SSL 69

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Post ID: @pcj+HqDdyr1

What was your last Sex Share Level (SSL)?

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