at first I thought I was in this demeaning situation alone but I had a frank conversation with my boss and realized that all the shell people became impotent within the first year. I got sacked and as I was walking to the parking lot I noticed a bulge and looked down and there was good old John Thomas trying to peak out of my pants.
I am back. Too bad about all you back at the scallop slugging Viagra and drinking diet coke. Good luck to you but remember the end is not all bad.
Good for you! You are now a free man, broken from the shackles of korporate slavery. Make full use of the bulge that has returned - by going to a strip club, picking up women at bars to take home or better (and cheaper) yet, get a h00k3r. All of these are money well spent.
I still have my job at Shell and am not impotent in the least. At least my 3 girlfriends don't think so.
Speak for yourselves.
Good job us women still have our balls.
If you'd cut it off you'd been promoted to VP job for life. Glad you got your mojo back, go get a beer, a woman, and a tattoo and then find another job doing something you don't have to pour your soul into. Concentrate on pleasing your woman with your new found manhood and work to just make the bills.
The burden of the oilfield is off your back now. Shag on and prosper.
Don't worry. Your balls will be handed back to you when you leave. That's the package.
Good, now head to the Northshore and try to earn back your wife! The neighbors are tired of her anyway!