Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

Where can I find $200k+ management position in Oregon

I am manager at Intel and need to start planning my scape plan.

Below are skills I excel at (most of those learned at Intel):

  • Political

  • Squeeze every once out engineers

  • Make management happy (yes man)

  • Throwing people under the bus

  • Socializing, spend many hours at the cafeteria

  • Knowing how to do little work as possible

  • Expert in focal self review and getting excellent feedback from others

  • Keeping an eye for management on those that don't follow Intel's culture

  • Smile at management especially BK and Murthy

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Post ID: @OP+Hc6k6gj

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You are well served to be where you are and bottom feed.

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Post ID: @qll+Hc6k6gj

@Hc6k6gj-gwb - This bites. To the bones! ;-)

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Post ID: @lyy+Hc6k6gj

Government or University faculty... but you'll need to be pretty high up - and like the other said you don't need to go - I see only O/EEs SSL1/2 in your future!

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Post ID: @gwb+Hc6k6gj

These qualifications sound exactly like those exuded by the AzFSM Intel mgmt team. You can scrap 2/3rds of them and nobody would notice. The same amount of work would get done.

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Post ID: @ogl+Hc6k6gj

you don't need an escape plan..with all the qualification you have listed, you will thrive at Intel.

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Post ID: @ukt+Hc6k6gj

@dts how do you guess I am Indian?

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Post ID: @ige+Hc6k6gj

Any large multinational corporation.

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Post ID: @gpk+Hc6k6gj

TROLL - don't bother with a reply, it feeds these uneducated bigoted creatures. Just look at the grammar, they identify themselves.

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Post ID: @dxz+Hc6k6gj

IN INTEL, where else?

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