Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

"SMITHERS!" shouted Mr. "BK" Burns. "Who are those idiots trying to collect unemployment?"

"They are the people who got ISP or took VSP or ERP, sir" replied Waylon "Murthy" Smithers.

"WHAT? How is that possible? I got rid of these drooling nincompoops for their lousy performance! said Burns, "so why do those fools think they should get unemployment?"

"Well, Sir," replied Smithers, "the state disagrees. They said you misused your own focal process to wrongly terminate people with ISP."

"So what? I wanted them gone, especially the older ones. Isn't that enough? Besides, the VSP and ERP people had a CHOICE" shouted BK Burns, pounding the table.

Murthy cowered behind a solid gold statue of BK made of the pension benefits of wrongfully terminated employees, "well, sir, remember the 2nd VSP letter you ordered your VP's and directors to send? The one you tried to keep people from forwarding? The one where you threatened employees and told them if they didn't leave on they're own, you would fire them anyway. "

"Yes you idiot, that was the plan!" yelled "BK" Burns. "I wanted them gone, Gone, GONE!"

"Well, Sir, the state says being told to quit or get fired isn't much of a choice, and therefore they get unemployment."

"That's the biggest load of crap I have ever heard!" shouted Burns. Burns wrung his hands in exasperation, the dry skin throwing off a shower of die killing defects. "Smithers," spat Burns, "you tell those idiots in the statehouse that they won't get any more campaign contributions from me!"

"Yes, Mr. Burns."

"And Smithers....."

"Yes, Mr. Burns?"

"Tell Trump the party is off."

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That "Avram Miller" link is pretty incredible. Its exactly what Intel has done to itself, not entering or getting out of any market that didn't have these incredible margins. Thanks for the link!

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Google "Avram Miller How a vein of gold turns into a big hole"

Wondering if there is any coincidence of the craze with Intel's top guys and Andy's death.

But wasn't Andy Grover ruthless too?

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I love your caricatures!! :D

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Post ID: @gom+HJ2Yt1W

I'm the OP for these Simpson's caricatures of "BK" Burns. I have decades at Intel and rejected the VSP, and am having a little fun while I wait for the other shoe to drop. Please have fun with these and start posting your own, I only have so much time and imagination for these things.

I love the Simpsons. And I hate our CEO. And I don't think its coincidental that Andy Grove had to be dead before BK had the balls to start shafting the good employees of Intel in such massive quantities.

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