If I quietly offer to bang the HR lady, do you think it will save my job for a few more months? I'm 2 months from paying my house off and I really would like to get it done. It would eliminate $2818 a month for me. Any advice?
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Did she spit or swallow? I will make sure to be in the office this coming Saturday. I have seen how she looks at me - she wants it bad!
update - HR lady must of read this or something. I did not have to ask, she caught me Saturday at the office. I had to run up before noon and finish a program for a customer and bam, there she was. The rest is history. Will it get my house paid for - you bet. Do I recommend it, you bet go for it. As the ole saying goes, "power lays between the legs"....
This is going to be one great week......
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You better come from behind and make it good and enjoyable for her or you are out on your assbuddy
Our HR chick is HOT, I would do it anyway.
By all means.... inappropriately proposition her. Then when you get fired (without severance) and are not eligible for unemployment (because you were fired) you'll still be 2 payments short. And I hope your house burns down. Idiot troll!
go for it, get that house paid off
Just eat it....
I vote to get the house paid off son. Keep in mind though, when you get it paid off don't tell Mgr. or he'll move you up on the lay off list.
I know you're full of sh--e but It wouldn't be the first time. But seeing as you are so proud of your abilities in bed, you had better be right or I'd fire you assthe minute you failed to perform.