I'm new to Intel and just back from vacation. I got an offer for a VSP but didn't know what the acronym meant so I googled it and it said Vehicle Service Package which I thought was cool so I accepted it, now my colleague says I have to leave my job after accepting it which sucks as my car isn't even that great.
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LMAO!
OP: hysterical! ...but even more hysterical, are the posters who actually thought you were being serious and tried to flex their extraordinary intelligence by insulting your humor...maybe they are the ones who need to be ISP'd ha! great hack
Hahahaha....God bless you for making me laugh in these stressful times
@H8jGl9J-sty sorry, in these days of warped reality, I can't figure out what is a joke and what is real. Lol!
The OP is obviously making a joke, and a pretty funny one too, so all of you not realizing this might wanna rethink.
This is really funny.
Your vsp should be converted to ISP for making such a ridiculous claim.
Bye bye
I think u deserve the VSP for being so ignorance... Just pack & leave dude...
If you're really that dumb, we definitely want you gone!
Reason for layoff: Lack of attention to detail.
Troll much??
No. Don't accept it. Just drive your auto with the new VSP into a ditch and make a damage claim recovery with your local DMV. As a former CEO that is my recommendation. What do you think I did to Intel?
OP, are you serious or is this just a joke ?
This has got to fake. If not take the VSP (Voluntary Separation Plan) and get a janitorial position!
ROFL