Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

Is Will.I.Am getting laid off?

What will Intel do without its Director of Creative Innovation?

The same it will do without many of its garbage European employees, whose workload is about to be reduced from 8.72 hours of work per week to zero.

Obama takes "enhanced retirement" after underperforming as much as Intel's marketing department.

I wrote this message with Pentium. BUMBUMBUMBUM

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I just had Intel R&D install Super Kool-Aid Guzzling IV 9000 directly into my skeleton

I then saw visions of Murthy preaching the virtues of diversity to the 7 remaining Intel employees left in the year 2022.

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Post ID: @mqk+H3YdoJ5

Huh? Will.I.Am has been LONG GONE for years now. Stupid idea to hire him in the first place. Speaking of mushrooms @amd.... whoever hired him must have been eating them. Stupidest idea in a LONG time. Not that I have a problem with him (my mother is a big fan of the Black Eyed Peas)... it was him in that role at Intel. Talk about desperate measures. lol

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Post ID: @xnv+H3YdoJ5

This has been a real education to see all these ignorant comments. I'm ashamed Intel hired people like you.

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Post ID: @bvi+H3YdoJ5

To be fair, not all Europeans have that contract :) though it's obviously aspirational , I hear that the golf handicap of EU employees is 4 , and most are reluctant to give up any of their 345 day vacation packages ...

Exception is the poor Brits, who seem to pick up the slack and work 300 hrs a week :)

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Post ID: @jqn+H3YdoJ5

A Haiku On Diversity At Intel

Will.I.Am is proof

Diversity is not dead

But Intel now is

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Post ID: @mbs+H3YdoJ5

you might wanna slow down with the mushrooms

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