I heard that if you buy a banana Monday morning you'll be safe.
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I am trying the awkward fly unzipped with shirt tail pulled slightly out method.
Nobody wants to talk to me ... especially management. It is like a force field.
Got my banana!!!! (And apple and orange, just in case you were trying to trick me)
You can say that... But I'll be eating bananas in my office while you're being escorted out.
You think it really matters what you do by now? It's likely a numbers game across the board, and maybe those who are on the fast track are the only ones who can feel comfort going into Thursday.
If you dont do JA, not only are you a bad person but you are also fired. You thought you were being productive by continuing to do actual work. You were wrong.
Make sure you keep management informed, they need to know what people are trying to hide, and they need to know personal stuff too, so socialize with your co-workers to get the scoop. Yes sir helps to. Also, 10 percent to United Way, and don't wear slip-on shoes.
I wore green instead of red that day cuz I'm color blind. Why God!?!
No doubt with the people running this process - The incompetent overpaid will be kept. There's so much waste at APC it's shameful.
monkey see monkey do employees will be safe, especially if they contribute to united way and say yes sir.
And those who didn't contribute to the United Way...
But if you didn't wear red on go red day you're f---ed.