Dont come crying on here with sob stories or excuses if you got laid off. In Norway we take it like men and Norwegian Viking men dont fricken cry. Go find something else and just be grateful you had the chance to work with the worlds best service company in the first place. That is truly a privilege and be happy Schlumberger continues to be the most profitable company in the industry thanks to our quick response in the employee relations department. My job is to trimming the fat off the meat and keep this SLB baby mean and lean so go find a job somewhere else.
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Guntag Dargestrom-Schlumberger Employee Relations - you have a very small penis.
All you ladies are liars. Cvntfag has denied and swore he is no father. He is correct. He only sleeps with sheep. Or truthfully they sleep with him. So any claims of fatherhood are false. He has a flock that fill his every need and hole.
Hi this is Bjorn Aardvak and I am Guntags secretary. Guntag apologies as he cannot reply today as he had to fly to Somalia last night with a mission to fire 1800 employees and find a way to avoid paying the severance money as per direct order from his Norwegian boss.
Rest assured the Viking ways will be respected and blood sweat and beer will be flowing tonight
Guntag your damn idiot. Your day is coming best believe. You kiss the ass of SLB higher ups and see what it gets you. SLB is the shittiest company and horribly run outfit. Their equipment is made of shit parts and they clip wells like no one's business. They have horrible service and most companies hate them because of their shitty service. So hopefully your day is coming when you have to figure out how to make ends meet for your family after busting your ass for this shit hole company. Go to hell you asshat!
Guntag= GRUNT FAG......hahahehe
Heidi, I owe you nothing and those 16 children are not mine.
Guntag you cheat. This is your wife Heidi from Stavanger and finally I have found you and you need to pay me all the backdated costs for your 16 children here in Norway. Your children are sleeping on the streets you greedy Viking and you haven't paid me any money for 2 years and you left without saying anything. Please come home and stop being so rude to your employees. Your mother Solveig will be turning in her grave to see how you have turned out in such a bad way. You bring shame to your family name Guntag.
Guntag, you are one low down mother f*r that needs to be put to sleep for good you a hole
I hope you get fired very soon and will know what it feels like to be read like dirt and go back to your Norwegian communist country and pay your taxes
Guntag is Viking speak for Cvnt. Flows like a mighty river he does
I can vouch for Untag's ruthlessness as he laid me off in November and despite 25 years in the company he told me there was no severance payment as times are tough and I should go and find a lawyer if I didnt like it. I broke down at the time and he had me escorted out of the building in front of other employees with my arm twisted up my back by the security people and tears rolling down my face. The last thing I remember was Guntag smiling and seemingly enjoying the spectacle...........he is a sadistic brute and if I ever see him again i will whip his Norwegian sorry ass all the way back to Stavanger
My Viking heritage was won by right of conquest over many years and has held me in good stead within Schlumberger. My forbearers were renowned for their strength and decisiveness as the spread the Viking conquest around the world.
I will not stand for insubordination from employees and neither will the company.
If you cross the line with Guntag you will be fired.
Make no mistake about that.
You sound important to someone, to whom I'm not sure. Who granted you the right to speak on behalf on the entire company?...,your gassed up, weak ego? Go get your shine box, ladder climber. No one gives a rat's ass about you and you know it.
In Norway the men are men. And the sheep are scared.
Guntag , you vikings are so tough..... had to be saved by the Americans and Russians during WW2. hahaha
Hey FrankU. He does'nt need his boyfriend to defend him
I can't believe that you meat sacks keep feeding an obvious troll...
I used to f--- vikings back when I was in prison. Those horns were placed perfectly for my hands to hold onto.
Well, Guntag, shut you trap and get on with it then. You don't know what I'd give to be laid off from from this wacko two-bit, mickey mouse bureaucratic nightmare known as Slumberburger. Fact is you're all talk and no action. You'd wet your pants if you tried to lay me off. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. I blow my nose at you and fart in your general direction.
The Norwegians have it great
If everyone got the same welfare as the Noggies, I'm pretty sure everyone would be chuffed getting paid off
Not a SLB EE anyonemore (quit 2 years ago), but I keep up with this site & never comment. As for U Viking Boy, Norway was only able to fight the Nazis for 2 months before being occupied by the Germans until the end of the war. You talk like a has been high school football player still reliving the old days, but your memories are centuries old. God Bless the USA!
Guntag - you are letting your ancient Viking instincts for murder and slaughter take over your mind and maybe this is good for promotion in Schlumberger ?
Guntag - you are a disgrace to your family. I recall you as a young cheeky little whippersnapper running around the streets of Stavanger and now here you are celebrating the loss of so many jobs. Your mother will be turning in her grave and shame on you.
Vikings were drinking, raping, but never hard working...same as Arabs besides of the drinking.
What a priviledge of life.
In Norway you don't have to really work. Why does everything sound like trance music in Norway???
Obviously an ignoramous yanks last gasp before heading for the wellfare cheque
If you were such a man as you speak, your post would not be anonymous. Lucifer!!!
Defenitely a sick individual that needs to get on the right medications!!! A disgrace to SLB.
Very nice and thank you - may Buddha be with your deranged mind