Thread regarding Devon Energy Corp. layoffs

13 Quick Devon Layoff Guiding Principles

  1. Keep: Under-forty white males

  2. Keep: India males

  3. Keep: Young girls with short skirts.

  4. Let go: The mature people

  5. Let go: The farting grandpas that fall asleep in the afternoons.

  6. Numbers: The number is 1400 across all of Devon.

  7. Contractors (Ciao): Almost all contractors will be gone.

  8. IT: All IT&MI project will stop.

  9. PMO: The PMO will be stripped with CI only people left.

  10. PMO again: All of the old IT PMs will get the boot.

  11. Land: The Land department will be stripped of only essential personnel.

  12. Data: The data specialist will be downsized by 50%.

  13. Mgmt: Many managers will be demoted or gone.

I have to credit @Fy2xKJ9-qag who put together the content, I just shuffled things around

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Be careful peeps. Don't follow financial advice from a website offered. Trolls. Trolls. Trolls. Look for a trusted advisor.

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Post ID: @1wak+FyK2CHZ

I have filed for a name change to an Indian name perhaps will keep me safe at Devon

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Post ID: @iwt+FyK2CHZ

I'm a man. I'm 40!

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Post ID: @edz+FyK2CHZ

What can Carr do for us???

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Post ID: @ifp+FyK2CHZ

What can Carr do for us?

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Post ID: @mvg+FyK2CHZ

the layoff at this company and the money invested into their 401k and stock could be devastating. You need to rollover your 401k $ and secure the principal, www.401krolloverannuity.com diversify your portfolio holdings and secure your retirement money before its to late.

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Post ID: @blr+FyK2CHZ

Time to call Carr & Carr and file that workers comp claim if you are a 4,5, 8-13 .

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Post ID: @shz+FyK2CHZ

Time to call Carr & Carr and file that workers comp claim.

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Post ID: @tkk+FyK2CHZ

True

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