Besides the tatoo bars, knife sharpening and hair cut salons at our new 365 stores. Guess what .....nobody's got it...how about vapor smoking booths and massage parlors! Great for millennials. These are great ideas only needs implementation and execution! Don't envy us please!
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Tattoo shop... so 20 years ago.... like watching an old dude with a soul patch driving a Lamborgini while listening to the Greatful Who? Yeah peeled oranges in a plastic container...WE hear ya Man..our BAD!
There is NOTHING cool about getting a tattoo at a grocery store.
Except that the tattoo shop was a April fools joke from a few years back.
Millennials. That's truly a joke of a market. Millennials are all about Trader Joe's, Whole paycheck can't compete on their level. #wholefoodsmarket #TeamWFM
Yes, let's chase the millennials because millennials have so much money to spend from working their 15-hour a week part time jobs (like the ones Whole Foods is creating!) Meanwhile their parents and grandparents are all swarming Costco, Sprouts, TJ's Central Market, Publix and the Internet retailers. Great strategy. Let's bring in those millennials! Oops, millennials love TJs too.
Yes! They will have tatoo cards too. Get 6 tatoos and the 7th is on us 'free' We want to change the world. We want a 'tatoo infested' millennial society. Every millennial should know that they got their tatoo at 365 By WFM. If you want your tatoo removed then it will be double the price, unlike our stock price which is half-price. So if I were you, rather buy the stock which is a smoking deal rather than smoking 'that stuff' and getting your tatoo deal. We want your business either way dear Millenial!
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Will they have tattoo cards like they did for supplements, bread and coffee?