Thread regarding Chesapeake Energy Corp. layoffs

Have confidence in Chesapeake

The only thing that should make you lose faith in this company, is if they did something totally ridiculous, like have a paper airplane throwing contest. But that would never happen...right?

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Hey they can make paper airplanes out of stock certificates and toss them out the window!

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Post ID: @5ojk+FMOkZfv

Rual house fires are not investigated as closely as city house fires.

good to know right now.

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Post ID: @4sjr+FMOkZfv

rural hose fires are not investigated as closely as city house fires.

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  1. Must wear a Patagonia jacket
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Requirements and Qualifications for employment with Chesapeake Energy:

  1. You MUST be physically good looking and in fit condition.

  2. You MUST possess a brilliant personality and be a social butterfly.

  3. If you meet requirements 1 and 2, Welcome to Chesapeake!

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Post ID: @1lkc+FMOkZfv

Let's just have duck races down the creek . . .

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Post ID: @jfe+FMOkZfv

Last week NDO set a company chubby bunny record for how many marshmallows he could fit in his mouth. Of course, that wasn't a Chesapeake sponsored event; it was just to entertain DDD at lunch.

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