What a write up
http://getridingyoubum.in/career-interview-with-mr-watdafaa-turdget-corporation/
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This is a great piece of satire and everything mentioned in the article is absolutely true! Kudos to the chap who wrote it
My sympathies, but it's really clumsy satire, and rather than promote it here, OP really needs to edit it. (as well as sharpen some of his paper thin observations)
This guy wrote it:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/ssaajan-manoj-jogia-8bba7578
Target - Merch specialist- Merch Ops
September 2013 – September 2015 (2 years 1 month)
- Item setup:
Executing item setup (Domestic and import) and as per the business needs to support Target stores, prepare effective timing and action plans to deliver superior guest experience at stores.
- Communicate:
Provide responsive communication to key stakeholders such as Minneapolis HQ central team, management, team lead and support pyramid.
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Ensuring self-development by being proactive in identifying and participating in training and development programs, classes or work experience to strengthen capabilities for future performance.
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Understand and Promote BSM (best practice methods) to bring about uniformity in business functions and also to improve personal and team efficiency.
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Taking up initiatives, managing projects and being a team successful player under Target's FFF (Fast, Fun and Friendly) culture.
hahahaha awesome
Sorry, it's pathetic, written by someone very cynical and jaded. If you don't like working for Target, the door is always a good option to pick. See if you find it better somewhere else and come back and tell us. I doubt we'll hear anything from you.
Haha this has almost everything covered, creative stuff
What a lazy, entitled, whiner baby.
This satire puts Turdget in proprer perspectivE
This article is hilarious and worth taking the few minutes to open up this web site and read this satire of Target... then multiply this times 100 if you work in one of the stores!
Good one!!
Sounds about right.