My new title:Senior Scrum Master.
LMAO !!
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Same cast of characters, different titles. The results will be the same.
Better yet. Scrotum master
149139 - very well said!
Here is how it was executed: We were sold on building a skateboard, then a bike and then a car, however when I wanted to use the skateboard I was told no. Sounds like waterfall under the guise of agile.
Everyone that notice of the DevOops knowledge
Scrum is an iterative and incremental agile software development methodology for managing product development. It defines "a flexible, holistic product development strategy where a development team works as a unit to reach a common goal", challenges assumptions of the "traditional, sequential approach" to product development, and enables teams to self-organize by encouraging physical co-location or close online collaboration of all team members, as well as daily face-to-face communication among all team members and disciplines in the project.
A key principle of scrum is its recognition that during production processes, the customers can change their minds about what they want and need (often called "requirements churn"), and that unpredicted challenges cannot be easily addressed in a traditional predictive or planned manner. As such, scrum adopts an empirical approach—accepting that the problem cannot be fully understood or defined, focusing instead on maximizing the team's ability to deliver quickly and respond to emerging requirements.
Anonymous149024 ... you haven't been paying attention. There are no project leaders because (generally speaking) the project work model has been replaced by a product model. How is work performed in a product model? By a scrum team? Who keeps the scrum team focused on getting shit accomplished on meeting their sprint goals? The scrum master! Wow ... a title that not only matches what someone does but is also a common, well known function in companies working in an Agile framework.
What a ridiculous way to encapsulate your job in a title. When you are a PROJECT LEADER and you happen to use Scrum as your method, then you are not a Scrum Master but a PROJECT LEADER... not a Scrum Master by title. Target has become more idiotic every year and I have less respect for it every day.
Don't feed the Troll
"You are not laid off (yet)? then stop visiting this site and focus on work. If you are laid off then stop visiting this site. If you think you will never be laid off stop visiting this site:" Most ridiculous comment I've read here!
it is out of line to complain about having new job titles to someone who's been laid off no matter how you try to spin it. #STFU A$$ HOI3
The bit^& is: To Anonymous148351
148351: So you can spout off ridiculous entitled rants and no one else can? You look a bit like a BITCH!
What about DevOops Master
Anonymous148351.. What's your problem if I speak about it here?
You are not laid off (yet)? then stop visiting this site and focus on work.
If you are laid off then stop visiting this site.
If you think you will never be laid off stop visiting this site.
You are an A$$ H0l3
Yes, they're bitching about having jobs and the new titles after layoffs on a layoff site. So sorry for you!
Hmmm.... You're an employed Scrum Master no?
I don't want to talk about it, my wife has been laughing at and mocking me since Tuesday when I told her I was a scrim master.