Hey Einstein layoffs are what makes it more efficient. Look at our stocks already going up.
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Layoffs usually give the markets wood....like morning wood only with dollars. So yes, stock price will likely rise, like when I see your mom naked.
Layoffs do not make stock prices rise. The fact the company becomes more efficient is what makes the stock price rise.
It's jacked up that layoffs make stock prices rise!
Layoffs make stock prices rise.
It's up 15 cents!