Inside scoop - Tuesday (9/29) will be the day. Official numbers are 406 employee terminated. IT has completed the auto meeting invites to be distributed on Tuesday at 8:00am notifying the individual. Layoffs will rotate by building, starting with building 15, and moving counterclockwise by geographic location. Packages will include two weeks salary, tickets to a Thunder game, and a final butt burp in your choice of building bathroom. Also heard that clowns will be doing the termination speeches to ease the tension. Only option to save your job is to yell out "NO WHAMMY" when the meeting invite is received. That will auto defer the termination to the next person in line.
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Bunk
Roughly 1200 will be terminated.
I think it's 800~. Add this to the recent KimRay layoffs, upcoming BK for few companies, and you know this town is going to the shitter real quick.
Seems legit
Womp womp.