We're fast approaching the most important earnings call in recent memory. My suggestion is to take the afternoon of 7/22 off, get your friends together and get, say, 15 growlers of Ballast Point. The beer formerly known as Yellowtail will work fine, although if you are feeling sufficiently sadistic, Habanero Sculpin is an excellent choice. We're doing shots of beer, cause you're gonna get hammered. Any analyst question, take one shot (of beer). When Stacy Rasgon gets on the phone, five shots. Any time an exec or analyst says one of the following, take one shot: "the mix", "midpoint", "tier", "sequentially", "roadmap", "spinoff", "activist", "adjacent", "cost reduction", "headcount", "five mode", "by the way", "actually". By the way, the last two are actually SM favorites, so five shots each.
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It will be good if Q send HR spies ( which I don't think possible to pull in in big corporations) because their are surveillance camera all over K and it will be one of the best evident we can get for discriminatory practices and wrongful termination if we need to sue company( See company spying on us and firing based on whom I drink beer with -:))...So I don't think we need to worry from that angle..not sure if anything else can be concern?its just gathering of fellow co-workers...
I have privacy concerns. I'll come as my alter-ego wearing a mask. Might as well come wearing my comi-con full disguise.
Let's all call sick that day, this will send a better message to QC management.
"Profitability" should be worth at least two shots. Horrifying cliches like "improving our bottom line" means low score buys the next round! And please, don't "ralph" over the railing. It changes the ph of the water and annoys the koi.
Thanks I will be there at 1:45..
1:45 PM @ at the outdoor patio looking at the fish pond. Here is the link to the webcast for you convenience .......
http://edge.media-server.com/m/p/aywoxt5p
Be safe! Call an Uber :)
Yes bldg K would be perfect...what time?
Can't think of a better place than our temple Building K. Someone bring Bluetooth speakers for all to gather around with your favorite IPA. I'll go with tower 20 IPA.
I will coordinate this at the Sonoma Chicken Coop on Skyport for SJO.D and SJO.E for the San Jose folks
I am all in for it, How we are going to co-ordinate it?