"Since I'm not on the payroll any longer, let me confess a few things....the bullseye around my eye is fake; I'm neither fast, nor fun nor friendly and I worked in a sniff of BC's backside into my severance package."
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BC, hire me! I'm just a dog: All I know is "Ball" and "Good," and...
I know that my pals have told me to not bite the hand that feeds you, but once I signed on the dotted line and got the same deal that Kathee got, I took a most excellent chomp on BC's hand. I know I shouldn't have, but it did feel really good!
No 110474, not a bitch; all male, balls intact. If your balls are still intact I suggest you find a quiet place to lick them for awhile, it might make you a less hateful human.
pretentious bitch
Don't cry for me, I had a good run. I'll miss having my picture taken with all of you, and being fed merchant samples under the table. The best to all of you in the future! I hope to see you walking around the lakes this summer.