After subsequent humiliating layoffs, they were hoping for a large scale attrition, which never happened. So now they have to march everyone (forcefully) down the north campus hallways towards the exit. On your way out remember to grab a handful of splenda sugar or anything of value.
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Agree with the JB criticisms. I appreciate profanity in the service of humor more than most people (see: Louis CK, Richard Prior, etc), but the JB posters are showing the wit of a fence post. It's like a 10 year old learning "bad" words for the first time, and getting a rush out of saying them - penis penis penis, boobies, bobbies! (OMG that was so funny and edgy).
Advice - listen to some of the masters of humor (youtube) to see how humor works. Otherwise you sound like a 10 year old (which maybe you are....ok, you're probaby 15).
The use of words matter. You really aren't funny or clever, just stupid. It doesn't even make sense in the context of the discussion. Try a little harder.
Couldn't agree with you more 135529. Shut up and stop with the immature juice box comments – and I am commenting from headquarters. This is very hateful and I hope they can track down people that post comments like that .
Shut up with all the juice box comments. you're not funny, you just sound like a racist loser.
Grab your juice box...
Grab your monitor, run, jump through the window, run.
Grab plastic silverware, it's more durable and useful