We are going to fire a bunch of you shortly, those left are going to figure out what transformation is, and then explain it to us so we can take credit for implementing it.
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Few layers will be gone
what's "tts" ?
131725, that is a good catch, but TTS has something much, much bigger in mind. Unfortunately they cannot articulate what the he$$ it is or how they are going to do it. But hey, they have 3 weeks to figure it out.
You missed it! Transformation took place this week! All general retail stores are now named the same. Absolutely brilliant strategy from the top. Obviously worth millions in bonuses to upper leadership.
Truer words were never spoken, thanks OP.
OP here.....to clarify, we only need you to explain it to the few leaders that are left. We are firing a bunch of them too, so please don't waste any time explaining to anyone until all firing is complete. You will know who is important then and only then.
Oh sorry, didn't realize transformation was just a couple of the latest buzzwords. Simple enough....it's done!
It is Agile and Devoooops stupid.