when I stole the whole jar of Punjabi tandoor kheer before the meeting (to which I wasn't even invited).
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Senior Director banging a subordinate. Was he in CorpIT? That's where I want to work!
Getting rif'd because I saw a female engineer come out of a senior director hotel room very early, looking like she had been rode hard.
QC engineers are the best and brightest. Now that is funny. Too many examples of incompetent H1Bs.
When I found out that the whole QC job ads and interview process of Americans was a scam with a sole purpose of fulfilling DOL requirements. Funny. NOT!
maybe songwriter dude can make a funny version for a day in the Q life...
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/beatles/adayinthelife.html
When Indians were given positions to determine hiring and proceeded to corrupt by hiring only their co-villagers. Haha. Not funny at all.
When QC went to corrupt mode hiring only H1B Indians. Haha. Not funny at all.
The time I got set up and fired due to an ex-coworker. I got cut out of meetings, everyone stopped talking to me, I got verbally abused and went to HR. Two weeks later the funniest thin happened. I was terminated. You ought to have seen the look on their faces. It was so funny...
The hilarity of working 24/7 in a stinking sweatshop. Great memories. Ha ha ...
Umm... That's a start, anybody else?
That time when Barry got PJ to fold when he only held a deuce seven offsuit. Well I just had to laugh. Now they know how many wall street a-holes it takes to fill the irwin Jacobs hall. I'd love to spin you off.