Yo Double EE's let's do this...
I am a nightmare walking, psychopath talking...
King of the Q jungle just a disgruntled nerd talking ...
Living life like a firecracker quick is my fuse ...
Then RIFed as a oldfart, White is the color I choose ...
Brown, black, yellow, or white, it just don't matter ...
US citizens jobs outsourced when H1- visa issued scatters ...
We Warts of the Q will never die--- just multiply...
You see they hit us then we hit them ...
Then we hit them and they hit us, man...
It's like a war, ya know what I'm sayin'...
People don't even understand...
They don't even know what they dealing with...
You wanna get rid of the Warts it's gonna take a lotta work...
But people don't understand the size of H1-B's...
This is no joke man, this is real......
You don't know me, fool...
You disown me Q, cool...
I don't need your assistance, your RSU persistance...
Any problem I got, I just type "sudo rm -rf *" init ...
My life is layoffs but layoffs is life...
Retirement is a dream, reality is the unemployed line...
My colors, my degree ,my citizenship is all...
With my PIP upon me, I'm a solider. Stand tall....
Tell me what have you left me, what have I got...
Last night in cold sweat my bonus got shot...
My computer got hacked...
My H1-B manager is on crack!...
My US coworker cant work 'cause Jana's not goin' to pay her employment tax...
Madness insanity, live in profanity...
Then some HR punk claimin' they understandin' me...
Give me a break, what world do live in...
Layoff is my life, guess where I'm goin'...
Yo my buddy was a Q coder...
And all my homeboys code...
I don't know why I do it man, I just do it...
I never made much of nuffin at the Q man...
Look at you board and management, you've got everything going for yourself...
and I ain't got nuffin man, I've got nuffin...
I'm living in the 92126 ghetto man...
Just look at me man, look at me...
My pants are saggin, white and gray hair...
H1B Q managers stare but I don't care...
My game ain't knowledge my game's fear...
I've no remorse so H1-Bs beware...
But my true mission is just to vest...
You ain't an H1-B, you ain't Q's friend...
Wear the wrong colored badge your job could end...
PIP's Q favorite venge...
Listen to me man ...
No matter whatcha do don't ever join the Q...
You don't wanna be in it man,...
You're just gonna end up in a mix of H1-B nerds and time in QCT I know,...
If I had a chance like you,...
I would never be at the Q man...
But I didn't have a chance. You know I wish I did...
I just walk like a giant, HR defiant...
They'll say to stop but I'll say that I can't...
My Warts, my RSU's its all that I have...
I'm a star, on the patent walls is my autograph...
You don't like it, so you know where you can go...
cause theLayoff is my stage and bashing's my show...
Physco-analize Q Cheerleader tried to diagnose me on QLive ...
But the all hands a joke brother, so is our marketing line...
But it was my RSU, so let me define...
RSUs is my territory don't cross the line...
Don't try to act crazy...
Cause the H1-B don't thank me...
You can code like a punk it wouldn't amaze me....
Cause my badge color's blue, thou we all jobs but our RIFs won't end,...
they'll always see.... ...