Thread regarding Qualcomm Inc. layoffs

If you don’t get laid off you may finally be able to get a newish hand me down laptop

You get to keep that sweet walkup center backpack

You won’t ever have to explain that you don’t actually work at the stadium

You’ll have so much extra time to work on your battlebot

No more working on huge projects that everyone with half a brain knows have no chance of success

You’ll probably get a commemorative t-shirt

You actually know what a real marketing gimmick is

You’ll have so much more time to binge watch Netflix

Potential employers will be so impressed with your ability to run perl scripts

You’ll never have to go to bldg. K again