Nice to PIP you…
Where have you been?...
Let me show you a miserable thing......
PM’s, madness, layoffs, RIFs…
Saw you there and I thought…oh my god…
Look at that face, run away from HR- it’s too late….
Layoff’s a game, wanna play???.....
No money, raise, not a dime….
I can read my performance like a magazine….
Ain’t it funny, Q rumors fly….
And I know you heard about me…
So hey, let’s be friends…
I’m dying to see how my job will end…
Grab my passport and my hand …
I could make outsourcing good until the Q ends….
So is Q gonna be forever….
Or is Q gonna go down in flames…
You can tell me when the buyback is over…
And if it was worth the pain….
Got a long list of outsource providers…
They’ll tell you Steve’s insane…
Cause you know we love overseas workers…
And you love the outsource game….
Cause the Board’s old and reckless…
They’ll take this way too far…
They’ll leave you worthless…
And with a unemployment scar…
Got a long list of outsource providers…
They’ll tell you Steve’s insane….
But I got a blank paycheck baby….
And they’ll write your name…
JANA Partners…
Stock buybacks….
They could show us incredible things…
Big Reorgs, pretty lies..
JANA’s the king and the Board’s the queen…
Find out what they want..
Split the Q up, within a month…
But the worst is yet to come…
On no...
Screaming, crying, perfect storms…
Samsung could make all the tables turn…
Phone platforms filled with thorns..
Keep us second guessing like oh my god…
What will it be? A phone with a chip that is Koreanese…
Will Samsung come back when they leave…
Cause the Exynos is a nightmare and our 810’s a bad wetdream…
So is Q gonna be forever….
Or is Q gonna go down in flames…
You can tell me when the buyback is over…
And if it was worth the pain….
Got a long list of outsource providers…
They’ll tell you Steve’s insane…
Cause you know we love overseas workers…
And you love the outsource game….
Cause the Board’s old and reckless…
They’ll take this way too far…
They’ll leave you worthless…
And with a unemployment scar…
Got a long list of outsource providers…
They’ll tell you Steve’s insane….
But I got a blank paycheck baby….
And they’ll write your name…
JANA only wants us gone and to torture…..
Don’t say I didn’t say I didn’t say I didn’t warn you…..
JANA only wants us gone and to torture……
Don’t say I didn’t say I didn’t say I didn’t warn you….
So is Q gonna be forever….
Or is Q gonna go down in flames…
You can tell me when the buyback is over…
And if it was worth the pain….
Got a long list of outsource providers…
They’ll tell you Steve’s insane…
Cause you know we love overseas workers…
And you love the outsource game….
Cause the Board’s old and reckless…
They’ll take this way too far…
They’ll leave you worthless…
And with a unemployment scar…
Got a long list of outsource providers…
They’ll tell you Steve’s insane….
But I got a blank paycheck baby….
And they’ll write your name…