May I have your attention please?....
May I have your attention please?...
Will the real HR Ladies please stand up?...
I repeat, will the real HR Ladies please stand up?...
We’re gonna have a problem here…
Y’all act like you never seen a pink slip before…
Jaws all on the floor like a layoff hitting the QCT floor…
And started whooping your engineering ass worse than before…
They first were throwing your PIP over furniture (Ah!)…
It’s the return of the….”Ah wait, no way, you’re kidding,…
He didn’t just say what his performance plan did, did he?”…
And Dr. Jacobs said…nothing you idiots….
Dr. Jacob’s retired, he’s locked out of Steve’s boardroom (Ha-ha!)…
Shareholders lovin JANA…
Chigga chigga chigga…
HR Ladies, JANA's lovin them..
Look at them, walking around grabbing their pink you know what …
PIPing the you-know-who… Yeah, and they're so screwed though!...
Yeah, they probably got a couple of screw up in their head loose...
But no worse, that what’s going on at JANA and the boardroom…
Sometimes, nerds wanna get to Black Beach just to let loose, but can’t.,,
But it’s cool for our Board to run and let the buyback loose…
My PMs are a big dick, my HR ladies are a big bitch…
But if I’m lucky, my RSU’s still might be able to vest…
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids…
And expect them to know what outsourcing is….
Of course they’re gonna know where Bangalore is…
By the time they hit fourth grade…
They’ll get their homework done by someone in Bombay.
We ain’t nothing but animals… To survive at the Q, we got to be cannibals…
We cut other’s salary,…if you still want to work you must be on dope(sniff)…
But if we can’t dump worthless PM’s and directors by the boat…
There’s no reason that are share price should float…
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote...
QSOL cheerleaders say your BS prose, sing the chorus and it goes
‘Cause I’m the HR Ladies, yes I’m the real Ladies…
All you other PR Ladies are just imitating….
So won’t the real HR Ladies please stand up…
Please stand up, please stand up?...
‘Cause I’m the HR Ladies, yes I’m the real Ladies…
All you other PR Ladies are just imitating….
So won’t the real HR Ladies please stand up…
Please stand up, please stand up?...
My Directors don’t gotta kiss ass to sell his review...
Well I do, so f him and f* you too!...
You think I give a damn about Q’s money?....
Half of the PM’s can’t even find me, let alone bean count me...
“But Geek, what if you were promoted, wouldn’t it be weird?”...
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here....
So you can set me up and fire me next year?...
Yo Shit, you better ask if I do care....
So I don’t sit next to Steve and JANA Partners ...
And hear 'em argue over who’s RSUs will vest first...
HR wishes to put me on a PIP today ....
"Yeah, he's a fruit, but he’s on my pink sheet, hee-hee!"...
I should download my performance plan on a CD ...
And show the world what an impossible plan you gave to complete! (AHHH!)....
I’m sick of you HR little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me....
“We’ve have been sent here to annoy you (bzzzt)...
“And there's a million of us just like me....
Who works like me; who just don't give a f*** like me...
Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me....
It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!”...
‘Cause I’m the HR Ladies, yes I’m the real Ladies…
All you other PR Ladies are just imitating….
So won’t the real HR Ladies please stand up…
Please stand up, please stand up?...
‘Cause I’m the HR Ladies, yes I’m the real Ladies…
All you other PR Ladies are just imitating….
So won’t the real HR Ladies please stand up…
Please stand up, please stand up?...
I'm like a geek should listen to, cause I'm only giving you...
Things the board jokes about with friends in the boardroom...
The only difference is I got the balls to say it....
In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all...
I just get on the TheLayoff and spit it...
And whether you like to admit it (ERR) I just shit it...
Better than ninety percent of you yappers out can...
Then you wonder how can qualcommers eat up these threads like Valiums...
It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty...
I'll not going to be the only person in unemployment line hurtin...
Teaching objective C classes when MediaTek is laughing...
HR jerking “working harder” but this bag of crap isn't working...
And every single person is a HR Lady lurking...
They could be working in Marketing, bullshitting IOT everyday...
(HACH) Or in the parking lot, circling...
Screaming "I don't give a f***!"...
With their Tesla windows down and its charger plugged...
So, will the real HR Ladies please stand up?....
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?...
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control...
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?...
‘Cause I’m the HR Ladies, yes I’m the real Ladies…
All you other PR Ladies are just imitating….
So won’t the real HR Ladies please stand up…
Please stand up, please stand up?...
‘Cause I’m the HR Ladies, yes I’m the real Ladies…
All you other PR Ladies are just imitating….
So won’t the real HR Ladies please stand up…
Please stand up, please stand up?...